I'm just going to apologize for this before you even read it....
One day, after taking a
slew of tests, I walked along the road on the way to the
inception of a friend of mine. Although she had
reckless tendencies, she was accepted into a sorority. On the way, I met a wandering
rogue who desperately
craved some excitement, for he too had just taken a large
haul of tests. I
conceded that I would rather go do something fun than go to a dull
inception, so I canceled my
rendezvous with my friend (which caused a great deal of
strife between us).
We
sauntered along until we saw a funny little man
soliciting sky diving sessions. We
recklessly went and did it. Halfway through the sky, I discovered that my parachute was
faux! What a
grievance. I was certainly in
jeopardy. Did they not know that selling
faux parachutes was
prohibited?
Luckily, the
rogue saved me. When we landed, we went on a
crusade against the man that gave me the
faux chute. We
indicted him of attempted murder, and that resulted in the
seizure of his license to sell parachutes, and his
incarceration.