I'm just going to apologize for this before you even read it....
One day, after taking a slew of tests, I walked along the road on the way to the inception of a friend of mine. Although she had reckless tendencies, she was accepted into a sorority. On the way, I met a wandering rogue who desperately craved some excitement, for he too had just taken a large haul of tests. I conceded that I would rather go do something fun than go to a dull inception, so I canceled my rendezvous with my friend (which caused a great deal of strife between us).
We sauntered along until we saw a funny little man soliciting sky diving sessions. We recklessly went and did it. Halfway through the sky, I discovered that my parachute was faux! What a grievance. I was certainly in jeopardy. Did they not know that selling faux parachutes was prohibited?
Luckily, the rogue saved me. When we landed, we went on a crusade against the man that gave me the faux chute. We indicted him of attempted murder, and that resulted in the seizure of his license to sell parachutes, and his incarceration.
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